Daddy shouldn’t waste his time. And from now on… it’s gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.

my college… sent me… chocolate…in the mail…

do you think you’re going to appease me for having to write all these last-minute essays and finals……………

cosplay stuff 

a semi-comprehensive list of what i have to do after finals to get $$$ unst unst. here is the list to keep me sane slightly in order of importance under each category

for myself aka the part where i advertise myself to get paid

for others aka the part where i actually get paid: 

Get your hands of my lobby boy!

# it’s a movie about five people in detention and the scenerio never changes   # but it’s fucking brilliant   # a good script is what makes a good movie   # not millions of dollars on special effects